WELL THEN!

This one is just because I have lots of time on my hands.
I am currently dyeing my hair and its REALLY FUCKING ITCHY
HOLY COW I WANT TO ITCH IT SO BAD!!!

WHY is there such a thing as ITCH
what the motherfucker is this shit!!
THIS IS FUCKING BULL SHIT!

Sad face

make it go away!

well... that was a good little rant.

Now onto other news!

I was ina cab the other day and the cab driver had his ipod plugged into the car. so he put on this comedy sketch by this woman (and ofcourse i dont remember her name) and she was making a point about the similarities between oprah and hitler.

It is kind of creepy if you ask me.

I mean really. How do you go to your producers and discuss the Oprah Magazine without sounding like hitler? "Okay guys so were gonna make this magazine and its gonna be about me and what i think and all my opinions. And on the front cover EVERY SINGLE ISSUE will have me on the cover... Me making a quilt, me jogging, me eating something. This magazine will be great!" <--- oprah didnt actually say that for all i know im just trying to imagine what she said to her producers. Then we have the OWN (oprah winfrey network) and GUESS what show will be on at all times on the Oprah winfrey Network? Why OPRAH ofcourse. And then we get to the basics of it all. The Oprah Show itself. And what exactly is the Oprah show? Well she tells us about her opinion on products that she herself uses. and for an hour and a half we learn about some skin cream or some diet that she has recognized. Or she interviews people that she has deemed worthy to be on her show and then does her best to make herself look good and humiliate her guests. AND THEN theres the Oprah Book Club or whatever its called. and what is this exactly? Why its All the books that Oprah has read and expects all of you to read. "Well oprah has read it! WE MUST READ IT NOW" <--- random oprah fan said this.

IT IS HITLER REBORN! DONT YOU SEE!!

my nose it itchy...

I like cheezies. they are yummy.

FUCK
my head is really itchy...

anywhooo tata for now